'One of my high school best friends is gay. One time I gave him a ride home and he jokingly said, 'I'd offer to blow you but my tits are in the shop.' I was 18 and probably just hearing 'tits' was enough to get me hard. So I unzipped my pants and took my dick out kind of joking, kind of not. He started sucking and I kept driving until we got close to his house and he told me to pull over and I blew my load in his mouth and then he said he was going to eat my ass. He got out of the car, walked around to the driver's side and opened my door.
